How I beach, especially this part "Crash into a wave while intercepting a Nerf football thrown by a stranger. Eat Doritos. Do not stop to consider where the Dorito dust ends and the sand begins on the tips of your fingers. Nap. Nap. Apply sunscreen. Nap."
- How I beach, especially this part "Crash into a wave while intercepting a Nerf football thrown by a stranger. Eat Doritos. Do not stop to consider where the Dorito dust ends and the sand begins on the tips of your fingers. Nap. Nap. Apply sunscreen. Nap."