Disagree. I think it’s been too long since we’ve had slow-paced thoughtful scifi movies.

America: come for the sights; stay because you don’t have a key to the four-by-four chicken wire cage you’re pissing blood in after being repeatedly smashed in the kidneys with a rifle butt.

I don’t think LLMs can experience pain but I do think someone should keep tabs on what the guy organising this experiment gets up to in the future.

He didn’t, he went to Stovokor. He’s about to fistfight Satan for the keys to the utility cupboard.

Love the eyebrows on skeleton-Spock.

My mother-in-law’s cat is also named Milo. I hope your Milo brings as much joy as hers has.

Mine too. I’ve tried it, but didn’t like the texture much.

Roleplaying games. Download a free ruleset and a dice app for your phone and you’re good to go.

He started writing normal books again after having a brain tumour removed.

There are great webcomics out there (try Ten Earth Shattering Blows, Dust ‘N’ Dread and Atomic Robo), but I think it’s the relateable ones that are easiest to find because people tend to share them more.

“Oh no! My unsaved files!”

But food always tastes better when it’s cooked for you.

My wife: “You should try a Chinese massage. It’ll help that stiff shoulder of yours.”

That tiny Chinese man beat me like I owed him money…

By someone else. Usually I’m the one who makes the pizza.

4.27 seconds? It takes me longer than that to recognise a Rubik’s Cube.

When he got elected I thought “maybe he’s the dose of poison that’ll force them to throw up the whole damn mess”.

My reaction would be “I guess they were well-informed about their choices.”

It’s because it donated a kidney to Trevor.

This is why I hate MS Teams with the fire of seven exploding suns.

Marmite and potato chip sandwich.