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• Chapter 1: The Transdimensional Haboob 2020-10-27
• Chapter 2: Planet Straightforward 2020-12-14
• Chapter 3: The Ex Stops By 2021-01-04
• Chapter 4: What’s the Frequency, Dearest? 2021-02-09
• Chapter 5: The Ad Man Cometh 2021-03-15
• Chapter 6: Leifs 2021-04-14
• Chapter 7: Four Souls 2021-05-12
• Chapter 8: Into the Deep Freeze! 2021-06-15
• Chapter 9: Solitary, Poor, Nasty, Brutish, and Short 2021-07-19
• Chapter 10: Big, Malevolent Thing 2021-08-16
• Chapter 11: Arkansas Traveler 2021-11-29
• Chapter 12: Ted, Just Admit It 2021-12-29
• Chapter 13: Return of the Mack 2022-01-31
• Chapter 14: Gardening at Night 2022-02-28
• Chapter 15: Kings of the Wild Frontier 2022-03-28
• Chapter 16: El Triste 2022-04-25
• Chapter 17: News of the World 2022-05-30
• Chapter 18: Farmhouse 2022-06-27
• Chapter 19: Battle Without Honor or Humanity 2022-07-25
• Chapter 20: Do Not Go Quietly Unto Your Grave 2022-08-29
• Interlude: How They Sleep at Night 2022-09-12
• Interlude: Science News 2022-09-12
• Interlude: Vela 2022-09-12
• Interlude: Whatever Happened to BertBert? or Interview with the Empire 2022-09-26
• Interlude: The Westernville Town Hall Meeting 2022-09-26
• Interlude: Ted in Exile 2022-09-26
• Interlude: The Dead Woman of Brownies Creek 2022-10-24
• Interlude: A Mucklewain Christmas 2022-10-24
• Interlude: Office Hours 2022-10-24
• Chapter 21: Chaos! 2022-12-13
• Part One: Bertiluna 2023-01-03
• Chapter 22: The Maul of America 2023-01-17
• Part 2: Nancy 2023-01-31
• Chapter 23: Know Your Enemy 2023-02-14
• Part 3: Verge 2023-02-28
• Chapter 24: Big Rock 2023-03-14
• Part 4: The Australian 2023-03-28
• Chapter 25: Your Mom 2023-04-11
• Part 5: Sigius 2023-05-02
• Chapter 26: Brunch 2023-05-16
• Part 6: Escape from Moog 2023-05-30
• Chapter 27: Weird Night at the Sheep’s Eye 2023-06-13
• Part 7: The Casino 2023-06-27
• Chapter 28: Pockets 2023-07-11
• Part 8: Let's Go to Earth, Weirdo 2023-08-01
• Chapter 29: Stella Splendens 2023-08-15
• Part 9: Exit Interview 2023-08-29
• Chapter 30: Fangs Out! 2023-09-12
• Chapter 31: Welcome to the Horizon 2023-10-17
• Chapter 32: The Pyrophyte 2023-11-14
• Chapter 33: Everybody Down 2024-04-16
• Part 1: Relentless Rick 2024-04-30
• Chapter 34: Three Sisters 2024-05-14
• Part 2: Rambo 2024-05-28
• Chapter 35: Sheep? 2024-06-18
• Part 3: The Wayfaring Stranger 2024-07-02
• Chapter 36: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 2024-07-16
• Part 4: The Recluse 2024-07-30
• Chapter 37: The Paradise 2024-08-13
• Part 5: Trinkett’s Trip 2024-08-27
• Chapter 38: Welcome to the Triad 2024-09-17
• Part 6: Back to the Black 2024-10-01
• Chapter 39: The Interrodrome! 2024-10-15
• Part 7: Double Deidre 2024-10-29
• Chapter 40: Romney for America 2024-11-12
• Part 8: The Green Man 2024-11-26
• Chapter 41: The Malthusian Trap 2024-12-17
• Part 9: The Mountain 2024-12-31
• Chapter 42: Speedrun! 2025-01-14
• Part 10: Phoenix 2025-01-28
• Chapter 43: Adventure 2025-02-11
• Part 11: Big Day 2025-02-25
• Chapter 44: Here Be Dragons 2025-03-11
• Chapter 45: The Builder 2025-09-15
• Part 1: New in Town 2025-10-01
• Chapter 46: The Rag Doll 2025-10-15
• Welcome to the Horizon 2.2: The People in your Neighborhood 2025-11-01