We do the work for you. Pick a service, pay, and we start.

We work in Chiang Rai and Chiang Mai, Thailand.
We make phone calls in Thai, book repairs, translate documents, build websites, arrange shipping and more.

1 Pick a service
2 Pay
3 We start work

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Popular services

Retire in Thailand with our help
from ฿25,000
We arrange visa, bank account, phone, housing, hospital and insurance. You get one person to call.
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Fix PHP or WordPress
from ฿3,000
We fix PHP2Shell, a security hole in PHP (a language many websites run on), on your website or server.
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Unfuck my merchant services
from ฿5,000
We fix how your business accepts payments: cards, PayPal, Stripe, or a checkout page that rejects payment.
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Email with your own web address
from ฿1,500
Emails sent to [email protected] arrive in the inbox you already use.
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House or land checked before you buy
฿8,000
Thai land office record, the asking price compared with the official value, a written report.
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AI assistant with your name on it
from ฿20,000
Your own chat assistant. It answers from your web pages, and your staff can log in.
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Moving house into or out of Thailand
from ฿8,000
Movers and shipping found, paperwork done, your things tracked until they arrive.
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Cyber-security award application
฿30,000
We write your application for a cyber-security award, using the work you have done.
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Hongdam Studio

The last mile.
We finish and publish apps that AI tools wrote, close security holes, and use AI models and automation in your business. We write notes on our work.
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Our work

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All our services, by topic

Where should I not live in Chiang Mai if I don't want jet noise? A place to rent, found for you How do I explain a root smudge to my Thai hairdresser? Interpreter Is "freelancer" a bad word in Thailand? Visas, permits and company registration How would Thai people write the 7-Eleven door chime? Thai voice recording Do you need to pay cash up front to buy a house in Chiang Mai? House or land checked before you buy Are there couples sex therapists in Chiang Mai? We go with you to a dentist, clinic or specialist Can I sell a Moo Deng sticker without paying royalties? Logo and brand look Is Thailand friendly to nonbinary expats? Retire in Thailand with our help I loooove living in Thailand. How do I monetize it? Earn by selling Mot Dang pages Is there queer-coded speech in Thailand? Thai lessons Can I use a gender-neutral particle in Thai? Website translation checked Will Thai people think I am fat? Interpreter How do I recognize slime moulds around Chiang Mai? Private day tour Is there a high-status scooter brand in Chiang Mai? Car or motorcycle bought with you Can I run a 4090 on-prem in Chiang Mai, or rent a rack? Your own AI website builder What is it like getting medical care in Thailand as a fat person? Interpreter

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We do the work for you. Pick a service, pay, and we start.

Popular services

Hongdam Studio

The last mile.

Our work

Ask Nan

Is your water pump haunted? Why it starts when nobody uses water

All our services, by topic

Not on the list? Write to us, in any language.