I meant to go back and edit or reply to another comment to walk back my statement a bit. There is a problem with content. The walled gardens hide content from search engines. So you can only find their content by being logged in to their service and using their search tools (which are also shit.) So yeah, there’s that too.

This is where he goes back in time to the jazz riots.

There he has 100 wives.

Oh right. My bad. I read “the firm” dur.

What firm?

You mean lying? So… yeah?

Except I don’t have a partner.

Didn’t they have to not air that segment on broadcast tv, but rather told people they had to go to YouTube to watch it?

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Hangovers, strait closures, illegal takeovers.

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search engines are failing us

But this isn’t a problem with the internet content or search engine technology. This is because every search engine company just wants to show you ads and paid content rather than actually search for things anymore. Which 20 years ago, it used to do quite well.

Back in the circle jerk again.

And where’s she gonna hide a weapon?

Does it cure Covid?

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2 Fat 2 Furious

But muh Freedom Fries

Yeah this is more marketing hype bullshit. “Such power. Much badass. Buy our stuff.”

“And we made some great Jesus King Warrior pictures for a website called Truth Social.”

How does zinc encourage new blood vessels to form?

Look at this humble brag about being really funny.