Well, 3 for the openings, two for the hands, lets say 1 for feet, two for armpits, two for hair, lets add 2 for douple penetration of the lower openings, one for boobies and one humping the back.
All that assuming that the “my ass” is like “my sorry ass” meaning person, and the person has a vagina ans long hair














Glorious indeed, imagine odin when his valkyries bring that person to valhalla