Ranked World's Best Software by Sam's Club grandmas!
Official sports drink of the NFL!
Now officially a CIA front company!
As productive as ten Twitter employees!
A truly noxious piece of software!
Official command line of the 2024 Olympics!
Google HATES us for this ONE WEIRD TRICK!
The first software to land on the moon!
We put Leetcode out of business!
We wrote all of Twitter's source code!
Used by every NASA engineer!